Because I know that No One Who is Reading this is Cool

...For the simple reason that you probably know me.



78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode III
Only 78? A very intricate and humorous in-depth look.

Mucho Sucko :: Vader - Priceless!
An eerie glimpse into my future... Also the goddamn funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Vader on Wheel of Fortune
I can't stop picking on this line.

Episode III: Handiwork - the WAREHOUSE
An extremely clever and interesting theory concerning Episode III.

MilkandCookies - Triumph vs Star Wars Geeks
Ugh. It's funny because it's soooo true.

NOOOller Coaster
Yes, a much more suitable placement of this line.