Liar, Liar Pants on Fire (With the Glowing Flame of Evil, Apparently)

I take it back; whatever thing I said was the funniest thing I've ever seen before was a lie. I lied. I'm a liar. This is the new funniest thing I've ever seen:

Sex is for FAGS! - Boys Abstinence-Only Education Coolness Program

This section was especially hilarious..

Abstinence-Only Advice: 10 Things That Cool Boys Are Doing Instead of Being Lame and Queer and Having Sex

Thanks for the contribution, Tripper. :)