Edy's A Miracle!

That's it. I've discovered it - the eighth wonder of the world.

Edy's Slow Churned, Rich & Creamy, LIGHT French Silk ice cream.

FYI - I do not like anything that is: light, has reduced fat, reduced calories, reduced carbs, or reads 'diet' on the label; but this... this is... not of this world... simply... sublime.

It's like if Heaven were a French guy who looked like Brad Pitt, was made out of swiss chocolate cheesecake, who was as hypnotically sexy as Gerard Butler, was as adorable as Jason Bateman, and possessed the ability to pleasure a woman like I imagine only Zeus could...

Nope - it's still better.