And this... The Most Adorable Mind-Boggler of Them all

It's cute blog day here at Chronicles of Ennui: nothing but teddy bear vacations and magical bouncy ball free fallings.

I couldn't even link this story; it's too much - only a re-posting would do. Story is courtesy of Ananova.com, with a contribution of photgraphs Googled by yours truly:


Holidays for teddy bears

Holidays for teddy bears are being offered by a German travel agent.

(Aah, the arduous life of a teddy. How difficult it is to be loved and held incessantly. Teddy needs a vacation!)

Christopher Boehm and Elke Verheugen promise "The holiday of a teddy's lifetime with a host of activities to tempt teddy away from the loving arms of his owner for a week or two."

As well as his own room in a luxury Munich flat teddy organiser Boehm said: "Often, bears or other stuffed toys have gone through a lot and a vacation is a great opportunity for the real man's best friend to see something different for a change."

(Where your teddy bear will be staying)

The teddies spend an action packed week sightseeing, playing games and visiting a traditional teddy bears picnic, followed by a visit to a Munich beer house.



Teddy owners can also choose special activities to suit the nature of their faithful friend. Fishing, golfing, painting, and even bungee jumping and paragliding are offered, all with pictures teddy can take home to his loving owner.



Prices range from 68 pounds for locals to 100 pounds for international teddies.

Boehm says business is booming he said: "We host a tour group of up to a dozen teddies around every four weeks. The people love this idea.



I'm sorry, but if that wasn't the cutest and most mind-blowing story - I just don't know. I almost died trying to find those pictures... Cuddly teddy bears are like a woman's kryptonite. To plug Michelle Collins one time...

"Slam him shut - He's adore."

You can't pay for that kind of advertising, Michelle.