Great Gift Ideas for Yours Truly

I officially really, really want to have sex with Jason Bateman's character, Michael, on 'Arrested Devolpment' in the worst way*. I'm a sucker for a sweet, hilarious, clever, cutely bumbling man... in khakis and a button down. Whenever he makes this face:

I'm allll kinds of seduced, baby. And why do I love his hair so much? No hair has ever been so hot. Also... He always looks cute, but who knew that he was studly as well?..


Where the hell did this picture come from? Hilarious and sexy? I must have him. Now. A quarter of a million times, at least. He would make a grrrreat birthday gift. Keep that in mind.

I'm in love with a new fictitious character, it seems.



Other fictional men on my to do list:



Gerard Butler from 'The Phantom of the Opera'. Dark, tormented soul with a cool mask and voice of an angel.... all this and the power to hypnotize through the use of song? Sign me up.



Ewan McGregor in 'Moulin Rouge'. Apparently I've got a thing for singers... and sideburns. But seriously... what woman wouldn't fall in love with that voice and goofy grin? Exxxactly.


*Worst way: See extremely naughty and tasteless porn film.