With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility

News today:

Once again, the universe provides more proof that it does, in fact, revolve around my conversations.

Immediately after posting the Eva Longoria blog (below), I found myself tuning in to watch Conan O'brien... and what a surprise! Eva Longoria was the special guest! And what does Eva Longoria want to talk about? Her vibrator! Oh Eva and vibrator... you are but a mere subplot in the otherwise vital routine that is my every day thought process.

Trust me, folks... this is an every day occurrence. The same thing has happened with Sandra Bullock and her appearance on The Daily Show (sans vibrator). I'm still deciding what to do with my uncanny control over life as we know it, and I'm open to suggestions.