On the Sauce

Just inject it straight into my bloodstream


I am an absolute crackwhore for TGI Friday's honey mustard sauce.

Today I went there for lunch and ordered the chicken fingers. I made a frighteningly desperate scene in front of my server... begging him to bring me bushells of the aforementioned sauce. I can't quite be certain, but I would swear up and down that I saw a hint of fear gleam in his eye for a moment while he stood there, staring at me.

He brought me soooo much sauce.

..and when I had some leftovers... I made it clear to him that he had to bring me a little, portable sauce container with my box. Never enough sauce - never.