Almighty Morphin' Jesus Christ

Every once in a while I go momentarily insane, whereas home decor is concerned. Feng Shui attacks, domestic rampages - call them what you will - I have them.

Why, just a few nights ago I went into one of these frenzied fits of furnishings while stuck at home with my younger sister. Around 1:30 A.M. I forced her off of the computer, into the car, and eventually to Wal-Mart, the only store still open past 9 o'clock.

It seems I always somehow end up at Wal-Mart in the wee hours of the night - except, of course, when Hootie and the Blowfish are playing.

So after a while I spot a wall filled to the brim with art prints for $1.00. "Can't beat that", I think... knowing how expensive prints are normally. There are piles and piles of these things, and though the image of my sister and I deliriously rummaging through barrels of pictures in Wal-Mart at 3:00 A.M. while the poor Wal-Mart associates have to grit their teeth and tolerate our trademark, family humor is amusing enough within itself... the highlight of the trip was not our annoying presence, my senseless quest, nor our self-amusing jokes, but the golden discovery of one magical print in particular.

I was completely unaware of Jesus Christ's cameo on 'The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' until that moment.

There it was - I held the proof in my hands, in front of my face: a painting of Jesus Christ, draped in robes suitable to a warrior, sitting on a throne of gold, and get ready for it...

...leaning against a perfectly erect, glowing red, mechanical spear.

It blew my mind away...

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Yeah, right there... that was my mind being blown away!

Just picture any weapon that would be appropriate for a bad, Japanese superhero TV show, with the same lighting. I know that this is asking a lot of your imaginations, and it is indeed much better to witness than to describe... which is why I intend to venture back into that Wal-Mart, purchase said print of Jesus Christ Superhero, and scan it onto this very laptop - for all your sakes.

Jesus: Kicking your soul's ass into salvation.