When a Can Loves a Woman

Pshaw - that is sooooo 1997.

Raping your date just got easier, cheaper--and overall less illegal:

'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores

I know that I, for one, have never been known to turn down a cherry soda. *wink, wink*

Ha ha, hee hee, ho ho. Oh, desperation. Now let's see what this producer of happy endings, if you will, looks like... shall we?




Well, that doesn't really look like much. Just a plain, ol' soda can. I mean, not that it's not attractive or anything, but c'mon. Why all the fuss?



Well, I mean, when you look at it that way... I guess I can see the attraction. Nothing too wild... but I mean, I suppose it's something to build on.


Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait. one. minute. --what's that guy doing? Seriously guys... what's that guy doing? Really. Whoa, I think we're getting a bit crazy here.... and I dunno if.....



JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS. FuCK. Christ, that is sexxxy!



I just don't know what it does to me.... OH OH OOHIOSDFJASDJFSDFNOHOHOHOHODIFUSDFHGW099997653EDFGTUKIBCVBNDS678IIYTSDKFKFGHUI98888888888888888888888888888888888SDWERWE9DF


*Heavy breathing* Oh my God. Will you call me ?


and scene.