My Brush With Eternal Damnation

The following is an IM conversation from which I just barely escaped with my soul...


(Screen names have been altered to protect the identites of those involved)






FilmGirl [4:28 AM]: ‡‡What am I finally starting to realize?†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:28 AM]: and what the hell are those weird symbols in my sentence?†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:28 AM]: i cant relinquish that information†DeltaMunk†‡
DeltaMunk [4:29 AM]: weird symbols?†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: I'm scared†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMun [4:29 AM]: what†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: everytime I type.....†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: *FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: †FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: I'm scared†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:29 AM]: what†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: everytime I type.....†FilmGirl†‡†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: What the hell is that?†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: What the hell are those crosses?†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:29 AM]: It's like The Exorcist online!!!†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMun [4:30 AM]: i dont see 'em†DeltaMun†‡
DeltaMun [4:30 AM]: ha ha†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:30 AM]: Tell me you see that!†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:30 AM]: better get out of there....i saw when u copy and pasted†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:30 AM]: What are they?!?!!†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:30 AM]: My computer is cursed†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:31 AM]: I knew I should have left those Christian boys alone and stopped spreading my heathen "logic"... †FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:31 AM]: And never said all those bad things about Tom Cruise!†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:31 AM]: This is one of the signs before a computer screen open ups and the devil rips through Hell†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:32 AM]: It has my screenname in those things... I'm cursed†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMun [4:32 AM]: it was definitely the tom cruise comments†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:32 AM]: Are you dead?†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:32 AM]: not that i know of†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:32 AM]: Oh god... I thought the curse got you†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:32 AM]: ur funny†DeltaMunk†‡
DeltaMun [4:33 AM]: ill protect u†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:34 AM]: Scary upside down Exorcist crosses†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:34 AM]: With my NAME in them†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:34 AM]: who'd u piss off†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:34 AM]: Let's see....†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:35 AM]: Feminists, Republicans, Christians, Scientologists..†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:35 AM]: oh... and God.†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:35 AM]: Which would explain a lot†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:35 AM]: He's mad because I called Jesus a power ranger†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:35 AM]: Which when you think about it is actually kind of a compliment†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:36 AM]: ..As long as you're not concerned about ratings. Or dignity.†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:36 AM]: power rangers were the shyt back in the day†DeltaMunk†‡
FilmGirl [4:36 AM]: That seriously is the least of my concerns right now.†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:36 AM]: But yes - they were.†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:37 AM]: Quick - go find me a dying priest!†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:38 AM]: It's obviously the end of the world†FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:40 AM]: I knew I should have stopped praying to the devil every night†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:40 AM]: michelle†DeltaMunk†‡
DeltaMun [4:40 AM]: its over†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:40 AM]: No...†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMun [4:40 AM]: im sorry. im the last person u'll ever talk to....†DeltaMun†‡
FilmGirl [4:40 AM]: So what you're saying is... we should cyber? †FilmGirl†‡
FilmGirl [4:41 AM]: I shouldn't die a cyber-virgin when I go to virtual hell?†FilmGirl†‡
DeltaMunk [4:41 AM]: good point†DeltaMunk†‡

Needless to say, my soul is still seemingly intact; also, Kyle still hasn't returned any of my phone calls since the cyber sex.


*Anything italicized was a copy and paste