The Onion: Funniest of all Vegetables

Are onions vegetables? Whatever.


God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again



Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims

Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing

Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self

Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'

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