Education of a Junior High Drop Out

I have an older half brother. He is 31 years old. He is so ridiculously stupid that it causes me to write in short bursts of sentences.

Today, on seeing my younger sister, she relayed something to me that said half brother shared with her yesterday.

Apparently he was watching the Science channel... and so asked my sister if she knows that "the universe is expanding." Said sister refused to dignify question with answer... even after three more inquiries. So he continued on with his remarkable, unprecedented discoveries... "Do you know what gravitational pull is?"

And my personal favorite...

"Yeah - there's talk of the universe doing one of two things... the gravitational pull will make the universe collapse.... or...."

Get ready for it....

"...the universe will keep expanding and expanding until..."

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"...it expands into OTHER UNIVERSES"!!!!!!!!!


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On hearing this story... I went into short bouts of weeping and untranslatable wails. Part of my brain died.

I then proceeded to gouge my eyes out with a tube of lipstick.