The Sweet Smell of Sex-cess

A screenshot from Paris's commercial. This is the moment right before Paris demonstrates the perfume bottle's multiple purposes


Paris Hilton's new perfume just hit our store's fragrance department today.

The fragrance, named after the blonde-tressed heiress, is called: 'Bottled Whore'.

...but if smelling of bad Italian, booze, and porn isn't quite your style, how about the scent of trailer trash and 'one hit wonder'? In that case, opt for Britney Spears's 'Curious'.

Either way, you'll be all the rage amongst filthy rich, and just plain filthy, white boys.



Oh, Paris... You're the only place in which the Eiffle Tower fits.