Just a Friendly Reminder

Don't mind me whilst I bang my head against the wall 'Raging Bull' style


Note to self:


Next time life, tedium, work, and the opposite sex make you want to play marco/polo in rush hour traffic - go ahead and cut yourself. Do NOT, however, under any circumstance, ravage the kitchen for scraps of sweet alcoholic relief, and in turn consume year old Kahlua Mudslide.

No matter how depressing life is, it is much, much more depressing while you're sticking your head in the toliet like one Mary Kate Olsen.

Oh, sue me.