I'll Have What They're Smoking

I always knew there were real-life superheroes out there among us... or that people in Serbia were crazy; but aren't the two just one and the same?

Courtesy of Ananova:


Superman spotted in Serbia

Serbian authorities are investigating reports of a real-life Superman after people claimed to have seen a cloaked figure flying over their houses.

Hundreds of residents in Ljubovija described seeing a cloaked person flying above buildings "as if he had an invisible engine on his back" and changing directions while in mid-air, local daily Blic reported.

One local said: "It was like something out of Superman or Batman. No one has any rational explanation for what we all saw."

Police in the town have refused to comment.


Little did the Serbians know that the famous paraglider, Pablo Sumanesca Mincelli, whose aerial acrobatics have already stunned the world over was vacationing in town that weekend:



Even so, it is common knowledge that the simplest theory is always the correct one, and therefor the only conclusion which can be drawn here is that the flying 'hero' which the Serbians sighted was none other than...





El Chupacabra.