People that Make You Feel Really Good about Yourself

While writing my apology blog (below) I was determined to find a celebrity comeback that was so horrific, so unlikely, and so reaking of desperation that it would be hilarious to mention. Hence, my Googling of Corey Feldman began.

I am now almost an expert on Corey Feldman; I could have a degree in Corey Feldman, which, as my friend, Matt, and I know, would be rather useless.

My favorite thing about Corey Feldman? His filmography, as listed on IMDb.com. I discovered that not only is it a list of Mr. Feldman's works, but soo much more than that....


It's a list of the worst movies of all time.


Here are a handful of my favorites from the list:

Abenteuer von Pico und Columbus, Die (1992) (voice) .... Pico... aka The Magic Voyage (USA)
Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995) .... Bobby Keller
Bordello of Blood (1996) .... Caleb Verdoux... aka Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (USA: complete title)
South Beach Academy (1996) .... Billy Spencer
The Waterfront (1998) ... aka MAXIMUM JUSTICE!!! (USA: MIFED title)

The Thief & the Stripper (1998) ... aka Strip 'n Run (USA: DVD title)

Legion (1998) (TV) .... Siegal (The tagline for this movie is what got me). Tagline: Their mission was simple... Kill something that couldn't be killed.

Born Bad (1999) .... Marco

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000) (as Kinky Finkelstein) .... Sarah's Gynecologist
THERE ARE FOUR OF THESE MOVIES? AND HE STILL ISN'T A LEADING ROLE!!?!!

My Life as a Troll (2001)

Bikini Bandits (2002) (V) .... Angel Gabriel/Himself... aka Bikini Bandits Go to Hell !! (USA: complete title) ... aka The Bikini Bandits Experience (USA: DVD title)

Serial Killing 4 Dummys (2004) .... Store Clerk... aka Serial Killer (UK)


And my absolute two favorites:


Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004) (TV) .... Robert Toulon

"Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!" (2004) TV Series (voice) .... Sprx




God, he's so talented. Dance, monkey, dance.