Chronicles of Ennui

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Go Ahead--Stick it In... I Dare Ya

Runner up title: Do You Feel Lucky?.. Well, Do Ya? Punk?

I imagine that this may just be more frightening than even 'Fatal Attraction'....

Anti-Rape Condom Superceded by Vaginal Land Mine

...and not just frightening for males either. Do you really think I want this going on inside the sensitive cavity of my vagine?


I think not.

Nor would I care for the second device mentioned in the article that I have decidedly dubbed 'The Shredder'. Who wants a 1980s cartoon villian cock-grabbing from your innards?


"Not I" says Single White Female. Hey - what's that in his hand? Oh - That would be the dick of a rapist. See? He's not such a bad dude after all... Just misunderstood :(

There's one thing both anti-rape "condoms" have in common anyway: They both sound like something from 'The Addams Family'



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