Now That's Just Plain Cruel

Bizarre News:

September 21, 2005, 8:43:24

A dairy fiend is swiping milk off people's doorsteps - and leaving notes saying he hopes they like their cereal dry.

Home-owners in Berkshire have been baffled by their resident milk thief, who signs his handwritten messages 'Yours Sincerely, Your Friendly Milk Thief'.

One victim of the unusual bandit said: "The note just said: 'Do you like dry cereal? Hope so because we've drunk your milk. Yours Sincerely, Your neighborhood Milk Thief'."

Dairy Crest, who supply the milk, are not charging customers for stolen pints and police are currently investigating but so far have no leads.

Just one thought here: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - THAT IS THE GREATEST PRANK EVER!!

I wonder if "Friendly Milk Thief" has any correlation with "Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man"? Something to ponder.


*****************UPDATE****************UPDATE*******

It appears that only moments ago the aforementioned "milk thief" was apprehended and brought to justice. Congratulations to the area police for their daring display of heroics during the final, desperate moments of the arrest.



Gallons of milk everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief.