I'm a Bond Girl

Though this list is full of inside jokes that you probably won't laugh at as heartily as I... I enjoyed it so thoroughly that I absolutely must post it.

Besides, who the hell doesn't want to be compared to a Bond Girl?

The following is a list made up by a friend who chooses to remain anonymous ;) of things I've said or done that qualify my being a Bond Girl :

1) Gorgeous.
2) the phrase "yeah, you can trust me. I am ALWAYS up for a heist"
3) You speak French
4) Cute-Nerdy by way of having a blog and loving Transformers
5) Speaking of awesome: awesomeness abounds!
6) You don't mind having Steamboat Willie as the little man in your boat
7) You like steak
8) The phrase “Definitely earned yourself some boobage”

The thing that amuses me most is that #'s 1 and 8 truly are direct quotes from me... and that just proves how much of a fucking nutcase I am.

I'm not sure that #'s 4 and 6 matter much... though I suppose I could be the nerdy/intelligent Bond. My angle would be my infinite knowledge of Star Wars... I don't possess infinite knowledge per se, but hey--it's Hollywood.

Now I just need a Bond name.

..and this is my request to you, reader: Find me a Bond Girl name.

Winner's Bond name will be posted as an UPDATE.