Chronicles of Ennui

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Is Nip/Tuck Not Fucked Up Enough?


It has just very recently been brought to my attention that Joely Richardson and John Hensley from the show Nip/Tuck are dating (Thanks, Matt, for filling me in on the details of the world).

Well, in case you're unaware--Joely Richardson is John Hensley's mother on the show.


...and John Henson is the most offensively gay-looking kid anyone has ever laid eyes on. He is allegedly Michael Jackson's mini-me.

He also has a permanent pout attached to his face... and a shade of lipstick/rouge that I wouldn't even attempt to pull off.

Nip/Tuck is the type of show that is constantly trying to outdo itself... especially in the area of shocking people. Now we can add that Matt is shtooping his mommy... who, hopefully, will inevitably turn out to be a transsexual alien from Planet Xena.

This relationship got me wondering what other television actors could pair up and cause people to want to vomit... and this, for some reason, reminded me of a joke I heard through the grapevine that Bob Saget made about getting with the Olsen Twins...

Aaah, the wheels are in motion...

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